Holy Future Trainwreck!
Meet Miley Cyrus’ little sister Noah (she’s the tall one).
And she’s rocking the red carpet with her 8-year-old friend Emily, on their way to a another friend’s birthday pool party. Why there’s a red carpet involved with a pool party is anyone’s guess. But since there are more pressing things to discuss here I’ll move on.
Let’s pretend we’re sitting in the dentist’s office looking at a page from an old issue of Highlights and see how many things we can find wrong with this picture.
They are posing in pink bathing suits. Which are Juicy. Like Heidi Montag.
They are wearing gobs of black eyeliner. Possibly mascara. Like Courtney Love.
They are toting cute handbags, as well as a teeny tiny dog. Like Paris Hilton.
And they’re guzzling Red Bull — like Britney — because it’s just so very exhausting being eight.
Gia from the Real Housewives of NJ: Meet your new posse.
(via Gawker)
WHAT HAHAHAHA
Ew.
What is this fuckery?
Why is every Cyrus ugly? o.O
I’m wondering the same thing.
Holy shiet, wtf?? What is going on with the world? Why would their mom dress up an Eight-year-old like an Eighteen-year-old slut??
Clearly Noah (what a bad fucking name) Cyrus is learning all about being a slut from the very best… her sister :/
oh. and all the cyruses have horse like teeth.
ahhh this is so wrong =/
